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A Guide to Satanism for Beginners
(The Simple ONA Way)
This Guide will enable anyone to become a Satanist and to practise Satanism. The basic principles and practices of Satanism are outlined in Section Two.
Joining The Sinister Elite
Step One – The Pledge of Satanic Allegiance
To become a Satanist you simply make a pledge of allegiance to Satan and pledge yourself to follow the Satanic way of life. This can be done in two ways.
First, it can be done by yourself, alone. Second, it can be done with a friend or some friends who also desire to become Satanists.
The Pledge of Satanic Allegiance can take place at any time, and anywhere, indoors, or out, and no special preparation is necessary or required, although if desired and practical, it can be undertaken in a darkened area with subdued lighting (the source of which is not important) and with the ONA sigil (if possible coloured purple, on a black background) in a prominent position and drawn or reproduced on some material or on a banner.
For the pledging, you – and each other participant, if any – will require a small piece of white paper (the actual size and type of paper are not important), a sharp knife (of the hunting or survival kind) – and if possible, a sheath for the knife – plus a small receptacle or container suitable for burning the paper in.
You – and each other participant, if any – then say:
I am here to seal my Fate with blood.
I accept there is no law, no authority, no justice
Except my own
And that culling is a necessary act of Life.
I believe in one guide, Satan,
And in our right to rule mundanes.
You – and each other participant, if any – then make a small cut on your left thumb with the knife and allow several drops of your blood to fall onto the paper. You then place the paper into the small container, and set it alight.
As it burns, you – and each other participant, if any – then say:
I swear on my sinister-honour as a Satanist that from this day forth I will never surrender, will die fighting rather than submit to anyone, and will always uphold The Code of Sinister-Honour.
You – and each other participant, if any – then place the knife in the sheath (if a sheath is available), conceal or otherwise carry the knife on you, and forever after keep the knife with you, as a sign of your sinister-honour and your pledge of allegiance.
The pledging is then complete.
Stage Two – Living Satanically
Living Satanically is simple, and involves:
1) Regarding, and treating, all mundanes (all who are not your pledged Satanic brothers or sisters) as the enemy.
2) Living, and if necessary, dying by our code of sinister-honour [see Section Two, below].
3) Striving to live each day, on Earth, as if it might be your last.
The Principles and Practices of Satanism
The Three Fundamental Principles of Satanism
1) Those who are not our Satanic brothers or sisters are mundanes.
2) By living and if necessary dying by our Code of Sinister-Honour we are the best, the real elite of Earth.
3) A person becomes our brother or our sister by making The Pledge of Satanic Allegiance and by living by our Code of Sinister-Honour.
The Code of Sinister-Honour
Our sinister-honour means we Satanists are fiercely loyal to only our own kind – to those who, like us, have taken The Pledge of Satanic Allegiance. Our sinister-honour means we are wary of, and do not trust – and often despise – all those who are not like us, who are not of our own fearsome dark Satanic kind.
Our duty – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to be ready, willing, and able to defend ourselves, in any situation, and to be prepared to use lethal force to so defend ourselves.
Our duty – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to be loyal to, and to defend, our own Satanic kind: to do our duty, even unto death, to those of our Satanic brothers and sisters to whom we have sworn a personal oath of loyalty.
Our obligation – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to seek revenge, if necessary unto death, against anyone who acts dishonourably toward us, or who acts dishonourably toward those to whom we have sworn a personal oath of loyalty.
Our obligation – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to never willingly submit to any mundane; to die fighting rather than surrender to them; to die rather (if necessary by our own hand) than allow ourselves to be dishonourably humiliated by them.
Our obligation – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to never trust any oath or any pledge of loyalty given, or any promise made, by any mundane, and to be wary and suspicious of them at all times.
Our Satanic duty – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to settle our serious disputes, among ourselves, by either trial by combat, or by a duel involving deadly weapons; and to challenge to a duel anyone – mundane, or one of our own kind – who impugns our Satanic honour or who makes mundane accusations against us.
Our Satanic duty – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to settle our non-serious disputes, among ourselves, by having a man or woman from among us (a brother or sister who is highly esteemed because of their Satanic deeds), arbitrate and decide the matter for us, and to Satanically accept without question, and to abide by, their decision, because of the respect we have accorded them as arbitrator
Our Satanic duty – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to always keep our word to our own kind, once we have given our word on our Satanic honour, for to break one’s word among our own kind is a cowardly, un-Satanic, and mundane, act.
Our Satanic duty – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to act with Satanic honour in all our dealings with our own Satanic kind.
Our obligation – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – is to marry only those from our own kind, who thus, like us, live by our Code and are prepared to die to save their sinister-honour and that of their brothers and sisters.
Our duty – as Satanic individuals who live by the Code of Sinister-Honour – means that an oath of Satanic loyalty or allegiance, once sworn by a man or woman of Satanic honour (“I swear on my sinister-honour that I shall…”) can only be ended either: (1) by the man or woman of Satanic honour formally asking the person to whom the oath was sworn to release them from that oath, and that person agreeing so to release them; or (2) by the death of the person to whom the oath was sworn. Anything else is unworthy of a Satanist, and the act of a mundane.
Satan – Our Guide To Excellence and To Life
Satan is our guide to how we can be the best; how we can live life, on this Earth, in the best possible manner and the most fulfilling way: with ecstasy, laughter, joy, and a proud defiance, including defiance of our own mortal death.
For us, Satan is a Dark One – an acausal, living, entity who exists in the acausal continuum and Who can, and Who has, in the past, been manifest on Earth. As one of The Dark Ones, Satan is a shapeshifter, capable of assuming other forms, including that of human beings.
For us, Satan – as did some other Dark Ones – came into our causal continuum in the past to guide, and to offer guidance to, we human beings. This guidance was advice, an opportunity – not some religious-type of revelation, not some new religion, and not some demand for worship or for a mundane-type subservience. Instead, this advice, from Satan, was how we might become the elite of this world, and liberate ourselves from the oppression of mundanes and from everything mundane and worthless. This advice is enshrined in our Satanic way of living and in our Satanic way of defiance, even unto death.
Thus, we abhor and detest by the very nature of our elitist Satanic spirit everything and everyone which or who might enslave or try to control and tame us. Our Satanic spirit is codified and expressed in our Code of Sinister-Honour, and we abhor and detest every law, every type and kind of authority except our own, every kind of dogma, every religion (except whatever might prove useful to us in ruling over and controlling mundanes), every rule and every type of government except whatever might prove useful to us in ruling over and controlling mundanes.
Thus, we are pragmatic, practical, and adaptable, while always upholding our elitist and hard Code of Sinister Honour.
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